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Posted at 8:44 pm on a Wednesday

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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Posted at 7:02 pm on a Tuesday
niick4:

aw the little baby
Posted at 6:52 pm on a Tuesday
kenby:

why u lick me

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

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rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

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Posted at 6:39 pm on a Tuesday
doxian:

kellerprocess:

marazazel:

lunar-lavender:

HUGE BABYBIG KITTY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAWS
BIG
FLOOFY
PAWPIEPAWS

bigpaw cat

big lil footers
Posted at 6:38 pm on a Tuesday

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

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"I look at you
sometimes
and I think to myself,
I don’t mind this,
not one bit.

I can picture
late night walks
and breakfast in bed.
I can picture
the pillow fights
and making dinner
for our friends.
I can picture
chemistry without trying
and your body
on top of mine.

I can picture
all of that,
all the time."
Ming D. Liu (via mingdliu)
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